Lou Wall: Where Are All The Tall Grandmas?

In this hilariously unhinged hour, Wall dives into the disappearance of tall old women everywhere.

26 Mar – 19 Apr 2026

Beckett

26 Mar – 19 Apr 2026

$30 – $36

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Where Are All the Tall Grandmas? Be honest, you’ve never seen one have you? So where the f*ck are they?

Do they shrink? Die young? Are short kings eating them!? Or perhaps they are thriving in an underground society, gathering each night by candlelight to uphold the sacred sanctity of the towering matriarch . Lou Wall is not saying that Tall Grandmas are the Illuminati … but they’re also not saying they’re not.


In this hilariously unhinged new hour, Wall dives head first into the disappearance of tall old women everywhere - a comedic investigation into height, heritage and what it truly means to live large.

Nominee 2025 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Award for Most Outstanding Show

Part of Melbourne International Comedy Festival

EVENT & TICKETING DETAILS

PERFORMANCE TIMES

PREVIEWS

7.45PM, Thu 26 Mar
7.45PM, Fri 27 Mar
7.45PM, Sat 28 Mar
6.45PM, Sun 29 Mar

IN SEASON

7.45PM, Tue - Sat
6.45PM, Sun

TICKETS

Previews & Tightarse Tuesday
$30
Wed - Thu (STANDARD)
$32
Fri - Sat (STANDARD)
$39
Sun (STANDARD)
$36
Wed & Thu (Concession)
$30
Sun (Concession)
$32

DURATION

60 minutes

LOCATION

Beckett Theatre

Malthouse, 113 Sturt St, Southbank 3006

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CONTENT NOTES

Contains occasional coarse language and adult themes.

ACCESSIBILITY

Wheelchair Access

For wheelchair bookings, please contact our Box Office via email at boxoffice@malthousetheatre.com.au or call (03) 9685 5111.