SLIP SLOP SLAP. It's the end of the world b!tch.

Fresh of the back of winning Best Comedy at Melbourne Fringe 2025 for this apocalyptic show, Alex Hines and Sarah Stafford are bringing it back due to popular demand. Shayna, a wealthy five time divorcee and Beverley, a mother of twelve boys, have come to the beach to escape their lives. Itty bitty bikinis, big hair and the radio blasting Smyle and Smacki-O, this is paradise. They relax in their deck chairs, chain smoking their way through conversations about the cutthroat world of tupperware and the unparalleled ingenuity of Holey Moley putt putt golf. Birds fall from the sky, the sea levels rise, the world is ending - but they’ve got their heads in the sand. 

BIRDS... come for the tan, stay for the end of days, BYO beach towel.

Winner – Best Comedy, Melbourne Fringe 2025

Image by Skye Sobejko