
LEAD WRITER & PERFORMER
Sarah Ward

This holiday season, we’re getting merry AF with an all-singing, all-dancing Christmas variety show – and everyone is invited!
Brought to you by Melbourne’s Fat Fruit and directed by the luminary Susie Dee, this all-star Christmas spectacular features aerial elves, a tap-dancing turkey, a singing Grinch, the Christmas carols hosts from hell, a risque cabaret routine with a candy cane, a live band and so much more.
Come revel in the ultra-maximalist, super sustainably made, camp Christmas pageant you’ve always dreamed of.

LEAD WRITER & PERFORMER
Sarah Ward

CO-CREATOR & DIRECTOR
Susie Dee

CO-CREATOR, MUSICAL DIRECTOR, PERFORMER & SOUND DESIGNER
Bec Matthews

ENSEMBLE CHOREOGRAPHER, CO-CREATOR & PERFORMER
Gabi Barton

CO-CREATOR & PERFORMER
John Marc Desengano

CO-CREATOR & PERFORMER
Joh Fairley

CO-CREATOR & PERFORMER
Jess Love

CO-CREATOR & PERFORMER
Wai-Zea Man

CO-CREATOR & PERFORMER
Seth Sladen

CO-CREATOR & PERFORMER
Nicci Wilks

CO-CREATOR & PERFORMER
Dale Woodbridge-Brown

Standby Performer
Milo Hartill

DESIGNER
Romanie Harper

Lighting Designer
Monique Aucher

Video Producer
Chris Bennett

ASSISTANT STAGE MANAGER
ROSEMARY OSMOND

Rigger
Franca Stadler
PRODUCTION DRAMATURG
BERNADETTE FAM
CONCEPT DEVELOPMENT
GABI BARTON
RESEARCH
JOH FAIRLEY
BESEN FAMILY ARTIST PLACEMENT (SET & COSTUME)
BIANCA PARDO
BESEN FAMILY ARTIST PLACEMENT (PRODUCING)
KIMMIE LOVEGROVE
COSTUME CONSTRUCTION
NATHAN BURMEISTER, JO FOLEY, JODI HOPE & ZOË ROUSE
SCENIC ART
PATRICK JONES
DIRECTING INTERN
ANASTASIA BARRES
Previews
In Season
Time To Talk
Auslan Interpreted
75 minutes
This production is suitable for audiences 18 years and over.
This production contains nipples, bare bums, full frontal nudity and may contain the rare sighting of pubic hair. There will be non-gratuitous swearing and adult themes like holding cognitive dissonance as the whole world collapses around us. There will be sexual references and unapologetic queers. Expect some haze, possible fast moving lights, loud noises and loud opinions. This production explores themes around Christmas and capitalism through satire and is more interested in questioning the relevance of SC than JC. We are in the business of punching up, so if you're in a place of privilege, cushion yourself with a sense of humour.
Please note, this work is in development and detailed content information will be available closer to the performance season. Please check back closer to the time of performance for an updated list of potentially sensitive content.
Please find the F Christmas access pack linked below.