*We regret to inform you that this show is no longer available for sale due to the cancellation of Melbourne International Comedy Festival. We will be in contact in the coming days to all existing ticket buyers with information on refunds. Thank you for your patience and understanding.*
Crowded and Two Bored Beryls present The Pageant
Former pageant darling Victoria Beauvoir and her long-term devotee Roger Seahorse are keeping the beauty pageant dream alive. Their lifelong mission to show the true power of pageantry is culminating in this very prestigious, glamorous and completely self-funded affair.
The competition has never been tougher, the teeth have never been whiter and the hair has never been bigger! But who will take home the crown?
A children’s beauty pageant that is most definitely not for children.
The Pageant is performed and created by Patrick Dwyer and Laura Trenerry (one-third of The Travelling Sisters - Winner Best Comedy Melbourne Fringe 2017).
"It's the beauty pageant to end all beauty pageants...a hugely entertaining evening of hilarity"
"I’ve never seen someone twirl a baton like Victoria, it’s magic!"
"Roger Seahorse has a smile that could stop the navy in its track, and it has"
"Victoria Beauvoir and Roger Seahorse are completely and undeniably responsible for ruining my life"
|CREATED & PERFORMED BY /||
Patrick Dwyer & Laura Trenerry
|PRODUCED BY /||
Crowded & Two Bored Beryls
Event & ticketing details
|Groups||$20.00 - Groups of 4+|
Malthouse Theatre, 113 Sturt St, Southbank 3006Get directions
TrainAny train to Flinders Street, then a 12-minute stroll through Melbourne’s sparkling Arts Precinct.
TramThe No. 1 South Melbourne tram goes right past our door. Get off at Stop 18. Any tram down St Kilda Road—jump off at Grant Street, Stop 17 and take a 3-minute walk.
50 minutes (no interval)
Occasional coarse language. Subject to change.
Latecomers may not be able to be admitted. Please call Box Office for further information when making your booking.