**This production will not proceed in 2022. It has been rescheduled to 18 – 29 January 2023. All existing ticket buyers have been automatically moved to a new performance date and have been contacted via email. Stay tuned for tickets being released for Season 2023.**


This duo is serving the tea hot ☕🔥 and keeping receipts. PERIODT.

Forbes Magazine claims Kylie Jenner’s a 'self-made billionaire' and Cleo isn’t having a bar of it. She’s got a lot to say and on the internet, actions don’t always speak louder than words…

'Look it’s two tweets that helped me vent my frustrations. It’s really not that deep…'

As URL beef brings up IRL tensions, Cleo and Kara have more issues than getting #blocked will solve. If Black Twitter hasn’t snatched your edges yet, these two bawss-babes surely will.

Written by award-winning British playwright Jasmine Lee-Jones, seven methods of killing kylie jenner is a deep dive into the murky waters of colourism and the commodification of Black women.



7pm, Wednesday 18 January (Preview)
6.30pm, Friday 20 January
1pm, Saturday 21 January
6.30pm, Saturday 21 January
7pm, Monday 23 January
7pm, Tuesday 24 January (Time To Talk)
7pm, Wednesday 25 January
6.30pm, Friday 27 January (Live Captioning)
1pm, Saturday 28 January 
6.30pm, Saturday 28 January 
6.30pm, Sunday 29 January 

"Sharply delivered, jaw-achingly funny."
"S2g, u should go and see it rn."
"Fresh, young, real, and exceptionally woke."


A Darlinghurst Theatre Company and Green Door Theatre Company co-production. Malthouse is supported by COVID-19 Arts Sustainability Fund - an Australian Government initiative.

Image: Teniola Komolafe


Jasmine Lee-Jones Writer
Zindzi Okenyo Co-Director
Shari Sebbens Co-Director
Iolanthe Cast
Moreblessing Maturure Cast & Community Engagement Consultant
Kate Baldwin Lighting Designer
Kim ‘Busty Beatz’ Bowers Sound Designer
Keerthi Subramanyam Production Designer
Angela Sullen Voice & Dialect Coach
Ayah Tayeh Stage Manager
Wendy Yu Audio Visual Designer
Effie Nkrumah Lead Community Engagement Consultant
Henrietta Amevor Community Engagement Consultant
Bernadette Fam Community Engagement Consultant
Niwa Mburuja Community Engagement Consultant
Wanyika Mshila Community Engagement Consultant

Leila Enright

Event & ticketing details


Wheelchair Access
Live Captions

Dates & Times

PREVIEW 7pm, Wed 18 Jan
OPENING NIGHT 7pm, Thu 19 Jan
MATINEES 1pm Sat 21 Jan
TIME TO TALK 7pm, Tue 24 Jan
LIVE CAPTIONED 6.30pm, Fri 27 Jan


Beckett Theatre

The Malthouse, 113 Sturt St, Southbank 3006

Get directions


Any train to Flinders Street, then a 12-minute stroll through Melbourne’s sparkling Arts Precinct.


The No. 1 South Melbourne tram goes right past our door. Get off at Stop 18. Any tram down St Kilda Road—jump off at Grant Street, Stop 17 and take a 3-minute walk.

Event notes


This production contains descriptions of racial violence, references to and graphic descriptions of rape and sexual assault, haze, and strobe.


90 minutes (no interval)

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