An earnest, energetic and bright show getting ready to steer us all back to how special live performance can be
THEATRE PEOPLE
Akin to Monty Python and The Mighty Boosh getting drunk on a party boat
TIME OUT

IT IS A CONDITION OF ENTRY TO THE MALTHOUSE THAT ALL VISITORS ARE FULLY VACCINATED AGAINST COVID-19. YOU MUST SHOW VALID PROOF OF VACCINATION TO BE ADMITTED INTO THE VENUE. THIS INCLUDES MALTHOUSE OUTDOOR STAGE. FOR MORE INFORMATION ON OUR POLICY AND EXEMPTIONS SEE HERE.

 

A CABARET-COMEDY ABOARD A LUXURY CRUISE LINER

 

Welcome aboard the luxury cruise liner S.S. Metaphor! Sure, this glittering ode to freedom, adventure, and endless possibility is stuck at sea, but as top tier passengers you’ll be none the wiser about troubles back home... or even below deck! Just slip on a kaftan or linen slack, sip your mai tai and kick up your heels as the world-class cabaret duo Cruise Control croon your cares away. Remember—it’s all about you!

Writer, performer, and limbo champion Ash Flanders finally brings Zenya Carmellotti, Will Conyers, and Natalie Gamsu down to his level in a medley of maritime mayhem directed by Sarah Giles in Malthouse Theatre’s premiere production on Malthouse Outdoor Stage.

All hands on deck! Because as you surely know by now—we’re all in this together. 

PRODUCTION PARTNERS AND SUPPORTERS

Malthouse Theatre presents S.S. Metaphor. Malthouse Theatre thanks the Robert Salzer Foundation, who have generously supported sound design and composition for this production. Malthouse Outdoor Stage is generously supported by the Restart Investment to Sustain and Expand (RISE) Fund – an Australian Government initiative and the Victorian Government through Creative Victoria.

Artwork: James Fosdike

Sidney Myer Fund
RISE
Ian Potter
CV
Besen
Andyinc
Robert Salzer
Ash Flanders Headshot

WRITER & CAST

Ash Flanders

Sarah Giles Headshot

DIRECTION & DRAMATURG

Sarah Giles

Zenya Carmellotti Headshot

CAST

Zenya Carmellotti

Will Conyers Headshot

Cast & Musical Direction

Will Conyers

Natalie Gamsu Headshot

CAST

Natalie Gamsu

Tyler Ray Hawkins Headshot

SET & COSTUME DESIGN

Tyler Ray Hawkins

Jude Perl Headshot

Original Composition

Jude Perl

Jed Palmer Headshot

SOUND DESIGN & COMPOSITION

Jed Palmer

Katie Sfetkidis Headshot

LIGHTING DESIGN

Katie Sfetkidis

Lyndie Li Wan Po  Headshot

STAGE MANAGER

Lyndie Li Wan Po

Amelia Botter Headshot

Assistant Stage Manager

Amelia Botter

BESEN PLACEMENT (DIRECTING) /

Alice Qin

BESEN PLACEMENT (COMPOSITION & SOUND DESIGN) /

Aiv Puglielli

BESEN PLACEMENT (LIGHTING DESIGN) /

Nofar Szumer-Menashe

BESEN PLACEMENT (COSTUME DESIGN) /

Karine Larché

Event & ticketing details

Accessibility

Wheelchair Access
Auslan Interpreted

Performance Times

DOORS
SHOW TIME
PREVIEWS
OPENING NIGHT
AUSLAN INTERPRETED

Event notes

DURATION /

Approx. 70 minutes (no interval)

WARNINGS /

This production contains mild coarse language and includes a replica firearm. 

ACCESSIBILITY /

Wheelchair access is available for tables marked FLAT. Please note, tables marked as BAR STOOL and PIT are NOT appropriate for patrons with accessibility requirements. Please make a wheelchair booking here.

MALTHOUSE OUTDOOR STAGE WEATHER /

We play rain, hail or shine unless it is deemed unsafe to proceed. If it is necessary to cancel an event, we will contact you via email and SMS. Wherever possible we will notify patrons in advance of the scheduled event time. If a performance is cancelled due to weather, patrons will be offered an exchange free of charge into an alternative performance or a refund if space does not permit.

YOUR VISIT /

Malthouse Outdoor Stage is a COVID-Safe venue. Find out what we're doing and how you can help keep everyone safe here