A show that literally had it all, and bared it all
—Scenestr (For Fat Fruit's production of F*ck Fabulous)
It’s messy, anti-mainstream and raises a glass to the diverse
—A Modern Gay's Guide (For Fat Fruit's production of F*ck Fabulous)
Sticks up a defiant middle finger to the commodification of queer culture, the policing of bodies, and the rules of what it means to be definably feminine, masculine or anywhere in between.
—Time Out (For Fat Fruit's production of F*ck Fabulous)

Release yourself from the capitalistic machine that Christmas has become and enjoy a wild, mutinous, hilarious holiday season celebration. Serving post-punk, anti-capitalist realness, this is an epic Grinchian party like no other, brought to you by a family of queers, rebels and runaways. It's time to flip four calling birds to secular traditions and embrace the festive chaos with Fuck Christmas.

Fat Fruit (Sarah Ward & Bec Matthews, Fuck Fabulous) and Director Susie Dee invite you to kick back for a yuletide variety show that agitates the holiday season. Somewhere between a hallucinogenic, camp Christmas fantasy and a perverse, apocalyptic nightmare, Fuck Christmas unwraps our toxic secular addictions and makes room for alternative celebrations. 

Welcome to Fuck Christmas—at last a holiday experience that truly sleighs.  

Event & ticketing details

Performance Times

TBC, Tue 3 Dec


Full details announced and pre-sale on 8 February 2024.

Content notes

Please check back closer to the time of performance for an updated list of potentially sensitive content. 

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